Two bytes meet. The first byte asks, “Are you ill?”
The second byte replies, “No, just feeling a bit off.”

Eight bytes walk into a bar. The bartender asks, “Can I get you anything?”
“Yeah,” reply the bytes. “Make us a double.”

What did the Java code say to the C code?
You’ve got no class.

Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31

BASIC programmers never die, they GOSUB and don’t RETURN.

In order to understand recursion, one must first understand recursion.

There are 10 types of people in this world.
Those who understand binary, and those who don’t.

Why are non-.NET programmers always so frustrated?
Because their code is simply unmanagable!

Ok, I admit it–I wrote that last one!

// TO DO: Find more programming jokes to add…

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